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by way of hello
Standing out isn't for everyone. If you’re a “yours sincerely”, a “don’t season my chicken” or a “can I speak to the manager” you’re probably not in the right place.
My copy is exclusively for the brands and organisations who yearn to be the sore thumbs that always stick out. They're not afraid to be brash, brave, bold or beautiful — they just need a hand in doing so.
Words and campaigns I've written have generated thousands of enquiries, resulting in real clients and serious revenue for both global powerhouses, and plucky start ups. That's just my thang.
Projects since 2019
(Very) chuffed clients
Years in the game
Rants about AI since breakfast 🤯
Truthfully, I didn't ask to be a copywriter. Whilst some are blessed with talents that make jaws drop, tears flow, or bring smiles back to faces, I was bestowed the ability to string together half-decent sentences.
I earned my stripes in marketing agencies, and pride myself on a deft ability to call out marketing guru b*llshit whenever I see it. It's that honesty, paired with my unerring commitment to make work fun, that means people choose me, and have no hesitation in coming back.
If I sound like your cuppa, let's get the kettle brewing.
Pourquoi moi?








