
Trusted by (amongst the others I can't talk about):
by way of hello
Standing out isn't for everyone. If you’re a “yours sincerely”, a “don’t season my chicken” or a “can I speak to the manager” you’re probably not in the right place.
My copy is exclusively for the brands and organisations who yearn to be the sore thumbs that always stick out. They're not afraid to be brash, brave, bold or beautiful — they just need a hand to do so.
Words and campaigns I've written have generated thousands of enquiries, resulting in real clients and serious revenue for both global powerhouses, and plucky start ups. That's just my thang.
Alone, you can stay and fight your way through the crowd.
Together, we'll make sure you’re never part of it again.
Projects since 2019
(Very) chuffed clients
Years in the game
Rants about AI since breakfast 🤯








